Beware of Inappropriate Language

This past week DH and I have been working on a little bathroom redecorating.  Fraught with drama and frustration, as all of our household projects are, we have persevered even when we didn't feel like being in the same room together.  Last night we (DH really) finished the last step--install of the new light fixture and mirror.  While usually a light fixture rests above (and not over top of) the mirror and usually a mirror will allow it's user to see the top of it's head, we are going our own way and embracing the clusterf**k (i know, i know, trucker language but if you could see it, you would realize this is the absolute only term to describe it).  So much so, in fact, that we laughed until we couldn't breathe and decided maybe we'd pitch a realistic home reno show.  We'd follow Mike Holmes and unlike Mike, whose motto is "I'll make it right", our motto will be, "we'll try not to turn it into a clusterf**k".  In the meantime, no comments on the hair, I don't have enough quad strength to squat while using the mirror.....